The Gift of Jesus

Mat 1:18-21

The Gift of Jesus' Birth

December 15, 2013

Men are placed in a particularly difficult position during Christmas.

What not to Buy Your Wife: Although the only person a man usually shops for is his wife, the whole experience is a stressful one. Many a man has suffered for a long period based on a poor gift decision. A few suggestions of what not to buy your wife:

1. Don't buy anything that plugs in. Anything that requires electricity is seen as utilitarian.(made to be useful rather than to be decorative or comfortable)
2. Don't buy clothing that involves sizes. The chances are one in seven thousand that you will get her size right, and your wife will be offended the other 6999 times. "Do I look like a size 16?" she'll say. Too small a size doesn't cut it either: "I haven't w...